<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7497540592251379224</id><updated>2011-11-28T01:17:21.922+01:00</updated><title type='text'>If Toasters Could Fly</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lancershole.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7497540592251379224/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lancershole.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Freelancer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12185095853052093861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7497540592251379224.post-2717494899874937793</id><published>2007-09-02T11:02:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T11:02:35.231+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Me And My Joystick</title><content type='html'>Hello. This is a thread about my joystick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atari 2600.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Big block with a really nice games...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I brought my Atari with my friend when I was a kid, we nearly forgot to buy the thing, we where stuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two gamers was born.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two best friends where stuck for years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Playing with the joystick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hide and seek was great on the Atari, I always cheated, well nearly always.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a airplane game which we think is a never ending game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a horse riding game too, got no clue how that worked...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I overused the joystick with my friend day in and day out for years we started to look for newer consoles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love my joystick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend got a NES from his brother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We where stunned by the graphics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We didn't have a joystick, I was sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We played it a lot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a SNES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend was sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I never let him to play.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanted to show him how great I was instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I loved the Atari joystick...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Super Mario was so fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boing boing boing splat woho 1up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I kept on buying games for the SNES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MY friend and I was SO addicted now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But we had no first person shooters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We still went out to run around in the forest and play with sticks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"HA! My stick has auto mega kill! I win by just sitting here!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I still love the Atari joystick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then my other friend got a Sega Mega Drive with Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So fun, we had so fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still not first person shooter...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We went outside to play Zelda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone had to be the shop keeper, the other one was the hero which ran around randomly, collecting leafs to buy a bigger stick from the shop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't stop dreaming about the joystick that started it all...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We never brought a Nintendo 64.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanted one but it was "the console every kid wanted but can't afford".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh and "It's All About The Pentium's" by Weird Al is so cool...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As no new console entered my life I kept on getting slaughtered by my friend in Mortal Kombat (it's actually spelled with a "K").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fatality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Flawless victory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Babality!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Johnny Cage was so cool in the movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I watched Robocop with my dad I thought it over, what now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shall I blow someones hand off and hope he turns into some kind of super cop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atari joysticks are so cool...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I kept on thinking while my dad had a fight with mom for buying a really expensive gray box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought; expensive box? Right. It's not even colored!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went to my friend to keep on playing Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone I knew said he was hiding pictures of girls inside a old tree in the forest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate school, it's boring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me and my friend got bored once and said we both where sick and made a fake cough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher sent us home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day off eh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I read chess books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found out that the gray box my dad was using came with a TV screen that's sometimes completely blue with some weird text or shows some big image with the text "Windows 95".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fuck, he brought 95 TV windows?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Waste of cash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dad explained what it was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said that we should buy a game and test it on this gray box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just can't stop thinking about the Atari joystick... it started everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got hocked on "Death Rally" which was the game we brought for that box of gray.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wroom wroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quite fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Years later I was going to get my own gray box!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new console?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dad brought MDK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Except I still dream about the Atari joystick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From there it went on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until I found...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE INTERNET.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7497540592251379224-2717494899874937793?l=lancershole.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lancershole.blogspot.com/feeds/2717494899874937793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7497540592251379224&amp;postID=2717494899874937793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7497540592251379224/posts/default/2717494899874937793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7497540592251379224/posts/default/2717494899874937793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lancershole.blogspot.com/2007/09/me-and-my-joystick.html' title='Me And My Joystick'/><author><name>Freelancer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12185095853052093861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
